Title (as given to the record by the creator): Recipes from the Kitchen Slut presents: The Picnic
Date(s) of creation: August, 1996
Creator / author / publisher:  Fat Girl, Kitchen Slut, Bertha
Physical description:  A black and white scan of a six-page spread of the Kitchen Slut column. It includes typed text and photographs with captions.
Reference #:  FG6-028-033-KitchenSlut
Links:  [ PDF ]

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transcript:

Recipes from the Kitchen Slut presents: The Picnic

Yes, the Kitchen Slut threw a picnic, and just look at all the hot sexy babes that came … (Well, I don’t know that for a fact…) (That they came, that is!)

This issue is about sports and fat girls, and one of the best sports with food is a FOOD FIGHT!

It started innocently enough with chocolate fondue, and strawberries and bananas dipped in it — but that was far too clean, and before I could blink my eyes, or get out of the way, there was chocolate dripping all over my chest, and a banana…

I invited everyone to bring what they would, so here’s our menu, with recipes to follow. Please feel free to re-enact this in your own backyard, and send me pictures!

Love, the Kitchen Slut  

Kitchen Slut Picnic Menu

4 cans whipped cream
1 watermelon, cut up
Strawberries
Bananas
Too Yummy Chocolate Fondue
Honey
Popcorn
Easy and Sleazy Chocolate Trifle
Challah
Vegetarian mock chicken salad (see, we had something besides sugar)

Too Yummy Chocolate Fondue

One package milk chocolate chips
One large bar dark chocolate
One pint heavy cream or whipping cream
1/2 cup kahlua (optional)

In a fondue pot with the flame half open, pour the cream and chocolate chips. Let it melt down and add dark chocolate pieces, then kalua if desired.

Stir till melted and hot, pour over sexy women, and have your way with them! Or you can dip other stuff in.

Thank you, Michele

Easy and Sleazy Chocolate Trifle

2 large boxes instant chocolate pudding
2 Angel food cakes, broken into bite sized pieces
2 pints whipping cream, whipped till firm

Prepare the pudding the night before and chill.

Layer in a large bowl (glass works well):

angel food cake
chocolate pudding
whipped cream

Repeat until bowl is full. Dive in…

Thank you, Charlene

Vegetarian Mock-Chicken Salad

1 box frozen wheat “chicken”, defrosted and chopped*
3 carrots, shredded
3 stalks celery, chopped fine
2 teaspoons pickle relish

Mix ingredients together and serve — it’s fabulous!

*can be found at your local health food store

Thank you, Max

A good messy time was had by all.

To Fredl who couldn’t make it – let’s have our own private food fight picnic.

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Image Captions and descriptions

Image 1 Caption: From left to right: Miriam Bloom, Charlene, Max Airborne, me, Michele Hunt, Elizabeth Stark, and [name redacted].

Image 1 Description: A black and white photo of seven hot fat babes gathered around a picnic blanket that’s generously covered with picnic delights. Everybody is smiling and laughing in delightful anticipation of the extravagant buffet to come.

Image 2 Caption: “Would you like to lick the chocolate or eat my banana?”

Image 2 Description: This is a black and white photo of Bertha the Kitchen Slut. Bertha is a young, fat, white, femme with long dark curly hair with a queer shave, shorn short on one side. She looks directly at the camera and sticks out her tongue through her confident and playful smile. She’s dressed in a frilly white lingerie apron; her black fishnet stockings sit mid-thigh, and her garter belt straps line her thick thighs. Chocolate fondue streaks her cleavage. A hand reaches into the frame of the photograph to tug on Bertha’s top and reveal more of her chocolate covered cleavage.

Image 3 Caption: Can’t even bend over without being attacked.

Image 3 Description: Three playful fat babes get the food fight started. Bertha the Kitchen Slut bends over, her hot ass in the air. Behind her, Miriam, a young white, fat femme with curly bobbed hair, dressed in a white bullet bra and dark mini skirt, squirts whipping cream over Bertha’s back. Michele, gazes at them, licking her fingers. Michele, a young, light skinned dyke  with bleach blonde short cropped hair, is dressed in a black lace bustier and jeans.

Image 4 Caption: Let’s decorate Michele…

Image 4 Description: A black and white photo of Michele with arms open and palms up to joyfully take in the chocolate that’s being squirted all over her chest. Michele is smiling big and bright at this blissful moment. In the lower left corner of the image is a glimpse of Bertha the Kitchen Slut looking very pleased.

Image 5 Caption: “The Strawberry Tease”

Image 5 Description: Bertha the Kitchen Slut reaches forward to feed Miriam a strawberry. Miriam tips her head back; her mouth is open wide to receive it.

Image 6 Caption: “Oh no – Attack the Kitchen Slut!”

Image 6 Description: Miriam, Michele, and [name redacted] are aglow with this whipped cream ambush on Bertha the Kitchen Slut. They encircle Bertha and reach forward with streams of white cream as Bertha swings her head away. Everyone is laughing joyfully.

Image 7 Caption: Yummy belly, and the tits look good too!

Image 7 Description: A black and white photo of a bare belly and tits smeared with chocolate fondue and gobs of whipped cream. A very delish dish!

Image 8 Caption: Can she take a whole hand of chocolate trifle? I lend my assistance!

Image 8 Description: Flanked by Charlene on the front of her body and by the Kitchen Slut on her back, Miriam leans into Bertha to be fed chocolate trifle by Charlene. Bertha holds Miriam’s face tenderly. Bertha and Charlene smile playfully. This fat femme fantasy is a recipe for deliciousness.

Image 9 Caption: A popcorn embellished tattoo?

Image 9 Description: [name redacted] and Max stand together gazing down at Max’s sugar and popcorn embellished arm. [name redacted] is a young, fat dyke with light skin; their face is blacked out for privacy. They wear several strings of beads around their neck some of which hang down onto their bare chest which is covered in gobs of something deliciously creamy. Max is a young, fat, white, queer person with a shaved head. Max wears a button up gay plaid shirt with the sleeves cut off, the front of the shirt is wide open. Max’s tattooed chest and big belly are divine interventions.  

Image 10 Caption 1: Charlene is letting Max have at…

Image 10 Description: This is a black and white intimate close-up photo of Charlene and Max. So sexy in ruffled, collared lingerie, Charlene looks down wantingly at Max; her mouth is open and her hard nipples impress upon her sheer, silky top. Her chest is covered in streams of whipped cream. Charlene is a tall, fat, white, young femme; her dark hair is pinned up loosely. Max, pictured from behind, leans their big body in close to Charlene; their shaved and creamed covered head tilts up towards Charlene’s face.

Image 11 Caption: Why isn’t Max enjoying having her head slurped?

Image 11 Description: Max leans forward with a sly smile on their face, their shaved head is covered in streams of whipped cream as Miriam bends over and devours the creamy delight.

Image 12 Caption: The Hand Again

Image 12 Description: Michele shows off two, big, chocolate handprints on her bare back. Her black bustier embraces her waist.

Image 13 Caption: The result of all our fun: The Gorey Kitchen Slut.

Image 13 Description: Bertha the Kitchen Slut poses for the camera. Her head tilts to the left, her arms are open, her pursed-lipped smile and warm eyes look mischievous and satisfied. Her cheeks, chest, cleavage, and lingerie are smeared with layers of cream, chocolate trifle, and other picnic pleasures. She stands in the gory glory of this deliciously dirty day.

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