Editorial

Title (as given to the record by the creator): Editorial
Date(s) of creation: May 1997
Creator / author / publisher: FaT GiRL
Physical description: One page with an old-fashioned image of a mansion and some text
Reference #: FG7-000
Links:  [ PDF ]

[ID: an old fashioned drawing of a multi-story mansion with turrets and manicured grounds.]

Dear Fat Girl Fans,

We just wanted to update you on the Fat Girl Yacht Club and Fat Girl Mansion. All 25 members of our collective are just fine and dandy and our booming downtown office is rustling with the sounds of hundreds of volunteers and staff members… 

NOT! 

This editorial we find ourselves wishing for all of the same things that you, our gentle readers, do. All of the above and more … way more. But alas, as it stands now, FaT GiRL has dwindled to just a few collective members and even fewer volunteers. We don’t have an office-and the collective doesn’t even live together. And none of us live in a mansion. Or have ever been on a yacht. The point of all this rambling is to let you know that we are doing the best that we can on our limited resources of people and cash power. You may have noticed that our issues are coming out later and later, this is one of the results of these limitations. 

The good news is that FaT GiRL is published once again and we could not do it without all of your sup­port. All of us are really excited about the issue and we are proud to offer it to all of our FaT GiRL fans. This is a BIG nudge to help us keep printing FaT GiRL! We want you! Anything and everything you have to offer! Cash, baked goods, articles, nudey pictures, letters to the editor, volunteers, computers, Cash, phone sex, housekeepers, masseurs, refrigerators, office space, Cash, local news information from your hometown, personal ads, Cash …….. 

Love,

From all of us here at the Fat Girl Mansion!!!!!